Training

Master Sun:

"In ancient times skillful warriors first made themselves invincible, and then watched for vulnerability in their opponents."

Translation: Avoid the Base to Race trap.  Be patient with your training, and exploit the others training mistakes later in the season.

April Heroes

Master Sun

"Therefore those who win every battle are not really skillful-those who render other's armies helpless without fighting are the best of all."

Translation: It's a long season, watch out bitches!

Sandbagging

Master Sun

"Therefore good warriors cause others to come to them, and do not got to others”

Translation:  I will stay in semi-pro and feel good about having times faster than expert.  Upgrading will make me less of a warrior.

Fat and Slow

Master Sun

“Therefore a wise general strives to feed off the enemy. Each pound of food taken from the enemy is equivalent to twenty pounds you provide by yourself"

Translation:  Steal your competitors gel flask and water bottle and use them for yourself. (courtesy of contributing staff writer Mr. Mention)